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american apparel comes to valencia street, san francisco

Friday, February 6, 2009

“does NASA know there is a black hole forming on valencia in the mission? large groups of white progressive hipsters are having their heads disappear right up their own asses.”

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eavesdropping for idiots

Thursday, December 11, 2008

overheard at the counter at coffee bar: “what’s the least coffee-ish of your drinks?” “wha? there’s a mcdonalds not far from here. you can go there to get a milkshake.”

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“he who is dead, is not dead”

Sunday, March 14, 2004

copenhagen. the ghost of christian svanes kolding has been seen wandering around an apartment in østerbro over the last few weeks. standing in the window, staring gloomily out at the lakes, or morosely seated before a laptop computer, staring obliquely into its screen while overwhelmed by even the slightest hesitation or doubt, the ghost seems [...]

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